The Confused RedHead
Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight
Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope
Can't work in a pharmacy because the bottles won't fit into the typewriter
Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in six months
The box said "2 to 4 years"
Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out
When asked what the capital of California was She answered "C"
Baked a turkey for 3 days
Because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125
Can't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets
Got hurt while raking leaves
She fell out of the tree
Hated M & Ms because they were so hard to peel
Changed the baby's diaper only once a month
Because the label read
Up to 20 pounds
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