Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Tell It To A Redhead If You Dare...

Tell It To A Redhead If You Dare...

The difference between a redhead and a blonde:
A redhead is a blonde from hell.

The difference betweena blonde and a redhead:
A blonde is a redhead with all the fire burned out of her.
 

Redheads are just blondes with high blood pressure

How can you tell if a redhead has been using your computer?
By the hammer embedded in the monitor.

What's a redhead's idea of the shortest way to a man's heart?
Through the breastbone.

You know what a red head is, right?


Do you know why Blondes have more fun?   
Because there is not enough Red Heads around. 

How do you start an argument with a redhead?
Say something.


A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were
watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge.

The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead
replied, "I'll take that bet!" Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde
gave the redhead the $50.

The redhead said "I can't take this, you're my friend".

The blonde said "No. A bet's a bet".

So the redhead said "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 O'clock
news, so I can't take your money".

"Well, so did I", said the blonde, "but I never thought he'd jump again!"

 


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